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Danderpuffe - A Questionable Creature of Dubious Parentage
It has been suggested, in the most scurrilous of manner, that Danderpuffe is a Parramelion. However, Captain Kurdle with birth certification to hand…
Apr 21
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A Perfectly Normal Childhood...
In which Captain Kurdle reveals something of his childhood and Miss Ghasm delights in speaking of her Diorrhiah and Gnorriah her twins and their…
Apr 21
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Jeremy Beecher Phan
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Introducing Captain Cornelius Kurdle
Starring in 'Miss Kermillah Ghasm and the Curse of Captain Kurdle'. Once celebrated Captain, now decaying relic haunted by dread. Cursed eternal - "FOR…
Apr 6
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Dinner in the Moon Garden
Much a work in progress with an abundance of error and in need of rewriting - however, paraphrasing Stephen Fry - 'first build up a bulky blob of words…
Apr 6
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Patience! Stay and Pause a While to Ponder
For while in truth so it is said, there are none who know of all the things that happened here, so too are there none who know as true, if all the…
Apr 5
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Jeremy Beecher Phan
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Miss Ghasm Embarks Upon a Crossing
In which Miss Ghasm, having responded to an invitation from Captain Cornelius Kurdle, is met at dead of night by the boat he has sent to convey her to…
Mar 30
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On Things Lost (and Found)
A secret rumour of a reclusive insect inspires Theopode onto the path untrodden as he (and his Electric Insect Detector) set off in hot pursuit of the…
Feb 19
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The Specious Origins...
Being the first of several shortly to follow snippets from 'Professor Theopode Tyckle and the Electric Insect Detector Incident' where in our hero sets…
Feb 10
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"There Vicker! Just you munch your mouth around that..."
In which during a shared supper of sorts, Reverend Wrashleigh-Whyllinge is touched so see the Humbleby's warmth and affection transform a hovel into…
Feb 3
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Small Difficulties with a Mighty Organ
In the small parish church of Wormbrook Reverend Wrashleigh-Whyllinge encounters difficulties with woodlice and sherbet-lemons, whilst Miss Tytte's…
Jan 26
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A difficult conversation...
Willie joins the Humbleby's at their homely hovel for supper. Difficulties ensue as he attempts to explain matters to them of which he has little to no…
Jan 24
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Rvd. Willie Wrashleigh-Whyllling Sets off to the Humbleby hovel...
Having agreed to discuss awkwardly personal matters with Albert and Gillieflower Humbleby, a nervous Willie encounters Col. Bloodgood, Miss Tytte and…
Jan 21
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Coming Soon...
In the quaintly quirky hamlet of Wormbrook, insanely saintly extra-celestial Vicar Wrashleigh-Whyllinge sups with the Humbleby's in their homely hovel…
Jan 19
A Tale of Two Captains
Ghosts of The Sleepy Squidde - two incorrigible Captains..
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'Mr Spratticus Phipps - Inquire Within...'
What the critics say... "...nothing less than a work of thundering lunacy" Dr Augustin Pieces, Literary Editor of The Daily Spread
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